My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
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I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
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On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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