Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
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I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
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Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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