Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
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We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
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My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
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