Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
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all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
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The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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