she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
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She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
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Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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