Whod you bang
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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