Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
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Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
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you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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