JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
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i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
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I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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