You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
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Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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