Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
Randomize
