fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
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I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
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I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
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