nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
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Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
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How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
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