There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
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this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
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figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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