and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
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We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
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I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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