and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
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i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
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We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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