you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
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I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
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I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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