I feel like I'm in dance class right now
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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