whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
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At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
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I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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