Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
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I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
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My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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