You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
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I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
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I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
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