We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
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my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
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Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
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