she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
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omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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