I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
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the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
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can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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