No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
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Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
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I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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