It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
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I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
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He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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