i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
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Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
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Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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