Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
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he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
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I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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