Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
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just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
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Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
I have fence marks all over my body
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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