So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
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is this the sara with the beer cane?
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
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"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
My Sexting was not on an AP level
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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