I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
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Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
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Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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