real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
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just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
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You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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