theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
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I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
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Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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