quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
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If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
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Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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