Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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