its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
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The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
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He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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