Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
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Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
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Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
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