kristin has been a bad kristin
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
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I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
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don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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