Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
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Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
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him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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