If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
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Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
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I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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