new low.... made out with someone while peeing
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
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im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
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So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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