What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
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Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
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Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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