I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
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Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
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Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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