we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
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I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
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The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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