She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
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i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
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I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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