we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
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it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
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Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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