No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
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I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
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Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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