remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
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I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
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The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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