He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
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It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
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OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
Just puked most of my soul out..
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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