A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
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btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
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Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
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