You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
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just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
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My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
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