dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
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I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
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I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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