I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
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I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
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You've created a tinder dominating monster.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
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