No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
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as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
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He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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